I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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