you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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