I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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