T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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