DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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