If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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