Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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