i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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