You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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