I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She said her name was "party"
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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