you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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