my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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