Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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