i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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