the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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