OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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