Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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