My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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