I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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