thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
if only i could text you this smell
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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