And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Randomize