i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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