he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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