why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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