What did we do last night that was yellow?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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