Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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