On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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