Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Alive.
So much puke
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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