I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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