The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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