i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Small penises have feelings too.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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