Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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