walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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