The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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