Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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