but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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