Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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