u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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