on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
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