This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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