woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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