We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Randomize
