theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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