so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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