love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
