i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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