I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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