girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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