you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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