On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
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