So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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