I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Randomize