I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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