mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think my moral compass just broke
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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