And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i came on her dog
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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