you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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