i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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