I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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