I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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